Evening Corporate Family

I hear that folks are jet setting all over the place. Jet setting to all kinds of meetings and conferences.
Well, my meetings and conferences are all the same. I dig holes in the meetings, I fall in the meetings and I roll out of the meetings. Some conferences I come out clean, most times they are dirty and sweaty. Some get rough with me, they jam my fingers. They cut me, they twist my ankles. At the end of the day I just want to wash the dirt off from the meeting. Yeah, I always carry a shovel with me to those meetings, cause there always is a bunch of stuff that needs shoveling. Is that the kind of meetings you guys go to?
THE D.A.D.